Money to Burn?

So you're bored with your stuffy old bulletproof Rolls-Royce and your Patek Philippe now seems a couple of complications shy of still being able to keep you excited. There's simply no place to hang your growing collection of Picassos because your new flat in London is still being constructed by Frank Gehry, and your old apartment in Manhattan is bursting at the seams with Van Goghs. And still you and your oil-rich friends are worried that your Swiss bank accounts are simply accumulating too much money.

Fear not! Why throw money into the fireplace (of your Swiss chalet) when you can exchange it for one of these. (Get number 1. Maybe then Paris Hilton will finally go out with you.)

For those of us who have significantly less, here's a more reasonable wish list. So when's TiVo finally coming to the Philippines?