Whaaa...? Sacrilege, Darling!

A while back, Saturday Night Live featured a rather interesting if not blasphemous product--see for yourself.



And we quote: "A winemaker has filed for a patent for their new Jesus Juice wine, which features a man similarly dressed to Michael Jackson on the label. It's the only wine in America made from statutory grapes."

Yee-ikes.

Hit Me Baby One More Time

So I got my second mesotherapy session today and I must say that I tolerated it better than the first time. Before administering the stuff, Jean measured my, um, girth and saw that I had lost about an inch off my waist already since 10 days ago. Not bad. Of course, this was the combined effect of mesotherapy plus a reduced-calorie diet and some exercise, which really is the way to go.

A few more sessions and then I'm off to Calvin Klein for my underwear model audition.

Push All The Right Buttons.

Note to woman: please do not paint me a thousand words about this.